Bisexual Pride Hoodie, Funny Cryptid Sighting Photo Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt, Bi Gift
Bi people and aliens share the same fate: everyone insists they aren't real. A grainy cryptid evidence photo of a bi person mid-stride gets a laugh from bi folks right away, and it's a proud, funny answer to bi erasure.
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This is a unisex hooded sweatshirt for bi people who want a funny, proud way to answer bi erasure, and for friends and partners who want a gift that gets a laugh. The front shows a grainy cryptid-style evidence photo of a bi person caught mid-stride. The words "Bisexual Sighting, Totally Real" are printed with the photo. The joke is that bi people get told they aren't real, just like creatures in blurry sighting photos, so wearing it is a cheerful way to say you're here. It's a good fit for Pride month, Bi Visibility Day, coming out celebrations, birthdays and everyday wear. The hoodie is a Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt with a hood and a front pocket. You can choose from Dark Heather, Navy, Black, Purple, Maroon and Forest Green. Check the size chart before you order, since the fit is unisex and sizing varies from person to person. If you're between sizes, choose the larger one for a roomier fit. Every hoodie is printed to order after you place your purchase. That means it's made just for you, so please allow time for production and shipping. Gifting it? Choose the size you think fits best and let the person know it can be exchanged only if you've checked the shop policies first.
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