Funny Bi Pride T-Shirt, Common Postures of the Bisexual, Black Comfort Colors Tee

Every bi person has been teased for never sitting in a chair the normal way. A serious naturalist plate cataloguing it makes them feel seen, and it's an easy laugh and gift from their friends.

This black unisex Comfort Colors T-shirt is for bisexual and bi-curious people who love dry humor, and for the friends who want to give them a good laugh. The front print is a naturalist-style plate titled Common Postures of the Bisexual, set out like a serious field guide entry that catalogs the many odd ways bi people sit in a chair. If you've ever been teased for never sitting the normal way, this shirt says it for you. It works as a pride month shirt, a birthday gift, or a small thank-you for the bi friend who always makes you laugh. The shirt is a garment-dyed unisex tee, so it has a soft, lived-in feel from the first wear. Each one is printed to order after you place your purchase, so please allow time for production before it ships. Check the size chart before you order, and choose a size up if you like a roomier fit. Wash it inside out in cool water to help the print last.

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