Funny Bi Pride Sweatshirt, Common Postures of the Bisexual Crewneck, Unisex Gift

Every bi person has been teased for never sitting in a chair the normal way. A serious naturalist plate cataloguing it makes them feel seen, and it's an easy laugh and gift from their friends.

This unisex crewneck sweatshirt is for bi people, and the friends who love them, who laugh about the odd ways they sit in a chair. The print is laid out like a serious naturalist plate, with the title Common Postures of the Bisexual across it. It catalogues those sideways, draped and cross-legged chair positions in the style of a field guide. It's a good pick if you've ever been teased for never sitting the normal way. It also works as a gift for a bi friend, a partner, or a coworker who loves dry humor. You can choose from three colors: Navy, Purple and Black. The style is the Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt, which has a classic crew neckline and a unisex fit. Pick your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you like a roomier sweatshirt. Each sweatshirt is printed to order after you buy it, so please allow time for it to be made before it ships. Turn it inside out before washing to help the print last. It's a simple way to wear a joke only your people will get, whether it's for Pride month, a birthday, or a cozy day at home.

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