Funny Desk Mat, Headphones Before Small Talk, Introvert Gift for Noise Cancelling Fans

It spoofs the classic tough-guy tattoo motto with a modern truth every noise-cancelling devotee lives by. It's a confident brag you can wear on a plane, at the gym or around the office.

This funny desk mat is for introverts, headphone fans and anyone who'd rather press play than chat at work. The print shows the words "Headphones Before Small Talk", which plays on the classic tough-guy tattoo motto. It suits a home office, a work desk, a gaming setup or a dorm room. It also makes an easy gift for a coworker, a remote worker, a student or a friend who always has headphones on. The mat comes in one color, white. Each desk mat is printed to order, so it's made after you place your order and ships once production is done. Please check the size options in the listing before you buy so it fits your desk.

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