Funny Kitchen Witch Shirt, Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed Unisex Jersey Tee for Gardeners

Kitchen witches and herbalists have all killed their basil while the mint took over the yard. It's a self-roasting brag that reads as gorgeous botanical art from across a room.

This funny kitchen witch shirt is a unisex Bella+Canvas jersey short sleeve tee for herbalists, herb gardeners and anyone who's lost a basil plant while the mint took over the yard. The print shows the words "Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed" styled like botanical art, so it looks like pretty plant artwork from across the room. Up close, it's a joke on yourself that other plant lovers will get right away. It's a good pick for green witches, cottagecore gardeners, and friends who keep trying again every spring. You can choose from five colors: Navy, Black, Dark Grey Heather, Forest and Maroon. Pick your color and size from the menus before you add it to your cart. The fit is unisex, so check the size chart in the listing photos and order up if you like a roomier shirt. It makes an easy gift for a birthday, a housewarming or a garden party. Your shirt is printed to order, so it's made fresh after you buy it.

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