Funny Kitchen Witch T-Shirt for Herbalists, Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed Design

Kitchen witches and herbalists have all killed their basil while the mint took over the yard. It's a self-roasting brag that reads as gorgeous botanical art from across a room.

This funny kitchen witch t-shirt is made for herbalists, plant lovers and anyone who's ever killed the basil while the mint took over the yard. The front print shows the words "Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed" set up like botanical art, so it looks pretty from across the room. The joke is a gentle roast of yourself, and other garden witches will get it right away. It's a good fit for people who practice their Magick with herbs, for friends who keep trying again every spring, and for housewarming or birthday gifts. The shirt is a Comfort Colors unisex garment-dyed t-shirt. It comes in two colors, Graphite and Black. Pick your color and size from the menus before you add it to your cart. The fit is unisex, so check the size chart in the listing photos and size up if you like a roomier shirt. Every shirt is printed to order after you buy it, so it's made just for you. To keep the print looking its best, turn the shirt inside out and wash it in cold water. Tumble dry on low or hang it to dry. Message us if you have any questions about sizing or colors before you order.

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