Funny Witchy Gardening Sweatshirt, Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed Crewneck for Kitchen Witches

Kitchen witches and herbalists have all killed their basil while the mint took over the yard. It's a self-roasting brag that reads as gorgeous botanical art from across a room.

This is a unisex crewneck sweatshirt for kitchen witches, herbalists and home gardeners who've lost a few plants along the way. The print shows the words "Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed" on the front. It's a funny way to own the basil that didn't make it while the mint took over the yard. You can pick from four colors: Navy, Forest Green, Purple and Black. The sweatshirt is the Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck, so it fits all genders. Check the size chart before you order and choose the size you like to wear. It makes a good gift for a plant-loving friend, a green witch, or anyone who's cooking and brewing with herbs. It also works for birthdays, housewarmings and cozy fall days in the garden or the kitchen. Each sweatshirt is printed to order after you buy it, so please allow time for production before it ships. Wash it inside out in cold water to help the print last. Add your size and color at checkout, and we'll take it from there.

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