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Kitchen Witch Hoodie, Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed, Funny Garment Dyed Gardening Gift in Navy

Kitchen witches and herbalists have all killed their basil while the mint took over the yard. It's a self-roasting brag that reads as gorgeous botanical art from across a room.

Kitchen Witch Hoodie, Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed, Funny Garment Dyed Gardening Gift in NavyKitchen Witch Hoodie, Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed, Funny Garment Dyed Gardening Gift in Navy

This unisex garment-dyed hoodie in True Navy is made for kitchen witches, herbalists and anyone who has lost a basil plant while the mint took over the yard. The print shows the words "Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed" on the front of the hoodie. It's a funny way to own up to your gardening history, and it still looks good from across the room. The fit is unisex, so check the size chart and pick the size you'd like before you order. Garment dyeing can make the shade vary a little from one hoodie to the next. This hoodie works as a gift for a plant lover, a green witch, a herb gardener or a friend who keeps trying again every spring. It's a good pick for birthdays, housewarmings and the start of planting season. Every hoodie is printed to order, so production starts after you place your order and it ships once it's ready. Please double-check your size and shipping address at checkout, because made-to-order items can't be restocked or swapped easily.

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