Funny Herbalist Hoodie, Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed Kitchen Witch Sweatshirt

Kitchen witches and herbalists have all killed their basil while the mint took over the yard. It's a self-roasting brag that reads as gorgeous botanical art from across a room.

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is for kitchen witches, herbalists, and gardeners who've lost a basil plant or two while the mint took over the yard. The print shows the words "Herbs I Have Lovingly Killed". It's a funny way to own up to the plants that didn't make it. Choose from Navy, Black, Purple, or Forest Green. The cut is unisex, so check the size chart before you order and go up a size if you like a roomier hoodie. It makes an easy gift for a friend who talks to her plants, a housewarming, or a birthday. Each hoodie is printed to order after you place your purchase, so it ships after production is finished. Wash it inside out in cold water to help the print last. Wear it while you dry herbs, tend your garden, or work your kitchen Magick.

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