Funny Christmas Coffee Mug 11 oz, Kiss Me Gently I Bruise Mistletoe Holiday Gift

It's flirty, festive and honest about bodies that bruise and hurt at a touch. It reads as a cheeky brag, and partners and friends buy it as a holiday gift.

This 11 oz white mug is a funny holiday gift for anyone who bruises easily and likes to joke about it. The print shows a mistletoe design with the words "Kiss Me Gently, I Bruise." It's a good pick for a partner, a friend, or a coworker who'd laugh at a flirty line about a body that hurts at a touch. It works well for Christmas, Secret Santa, white elephant swaps, and stocking stuffers. Every mug is printed to order, so it's made after you place your purchase. Please allow a few days for production before it ships.

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