Funny Christmas Poster, Kiss Me Gently I Bruise Mistletoe Wall Art Print

It's flirty, festive and honest about bodies that bruise and hurt at a touch. It reads as a cheeky brag, and partners and friends buy it as a holiday gift.

This matte vertical poster with the words "Kiss Me Gently, I Bruise" is made for anyone who bruises easily, lives with pain or touch sensitivity, and likes a funny holiday message. The print shows a mistletoe design with the phrase "Kiss Me Gently, I Bruise" in the center. It has a flirty, festive tone and makes an honest joke about bodies that react to a touch. It works as a gift for a partner, a friend, or a white elephant swap. Hang it in a bedroom, hallway, or entryway for the Christmas and Yule season. Each poster is printed to order after you place your purchase, so allow time for production before it ships. Order early if you need it for a holiday gift, and check the delivery estimate at checkout. The poster comes unframed, so add a frame in the size you choose.

This design was made with help from AI tools and is printed to order by our production partner. © 2026 Willow Moon Enchantments. Original design. All rights reserved. Please don't copy, resell or reproduce this design.