Mistletoe Throw Blanket, Kiss Me Gently I Bruise, Funny Christmas Gift

It's flirty, festive and honest about bodies that bruise and hurt at a touch. It reads as a cheeky brag, and partners and friends buy it as a holiday gift.

This Kiss Me Gently, I Bruise mistletoe throw blanket is a funny, flirty holiday blanket for partners, friends and anyone whose skin marks easily. The print shows the words "Kiss Me Gently, I Bruise" with a mistletoe design on a white base. It's a cheeky way to joke about bruising or sore skin, and it's easy to wrap around your shoulders on the couch. It works well as a Christmas or Yule gift for a girlfriend, husband, best friend or secret santa swap. It also suits anyone who lives with easy bruising or chronic pain and likes a bit of humor about it. Every blanket is printed to order, so it's made fresh after you buy it. Order early if you're gifting it for the holidays, and double check your shipping address before you check out.

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