Funny Alien Shirt for Starseeds, My Ride Is Very Late Graphic Tee

Starseeds and anyone tired of Earth will feel seen by the quiet, patient complaint. The tiny saucer drawing makes the joke clear without any explaining, so it reads as dry wit, not an empty shirt.

This is a unisex short sleeve graphic tee for starseeds and anyone who's ready for a ride home from Earth. The front print says "My Ride Is Very Late" with a tiny saucer drawing beside the words. The saucer makes the joke clear at a glance, so the shirt reads as dry humor. It's a Bella+Canvas Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, a classic crew neck style that fits men and women alike. You can choose from five colors: Navy, Black, Dark Grey Heather, Forest and Maroon. It works well for everyday wear, a birthday gift, or a gift for a friend who talks about their star family. It also suits anyone in your coven with a sense of humor. Willow Moon prints each shirt to order after you buy it, so please allow time for production before it ships. Check the size chart before you order, and pick the next size up if you like a looser fit.

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