Funny Starseed Alien Shirt, My Ride Is Very Late, Comfort Colors Unisex Tee

Starseeds and anyone tired of Earth will feel seen by the quiet, patient complaint. The tiny saucer drawing makes the joke clear without any explaining, so it reads as dry wit, not an empty shirt.

This funny starseed shirt is a unisex Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee for anyone who's ready for their ride home to show up. The front print says "My Ride Is Very Late" in plain text, with a tiny flying saucer drawing beside the words. The drawing makes the joke clear without any explaining. It's a good fit for starseeds, alien and UFO fans, and people with a dry sense of humor. It also works as a gift for a friend who jokes about being from somewhere else. You can choose Graphite or Black from the color menu. Pick your size from the size menu, and go up a size if you like a looser fit. Every shirt is printed to order after you place your purchase, so it's made just for you. Please allow time for printing before it ships. Wash it inside out in cold water to help the print last.

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