Nonbinary Shirt, Sir Madam Neither Thank You Kindly, Comfort Colors Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee, Funny Gender Neutral Gift

A polite Victorian turning down both forms of address is exactly how many nonbinary people feel every day. It's gentle and funny, and it reads in a second without a flag. That makes it easy to gift and easy to wear anywhere.

This is a unisex garment-dyed Comfort Colors t-shirt for nonbinary, genderqueer and gender-nonconforming people, and for anyone shopping for a gift for them. The print shows the words "Sir, Madam, Neither, Thank You Kindly" in a polite, old-fashioned style. It reads like a courteous reply to being addressed as Sir or Madam, and it's easy to understand at a glance. There's no flag or symbol on it, so you can wear it to work, to the store or out with friends.

You can choose Graphite, a soft dark grey, or Black. Pick your size from the size chart in the listing photos. The fit is unisex, so choose your usual size for a regular fit or go up one size for a looser one.

It makes a thoughtful gift for a birthday, a coming out celebration, Pride month or a holiday. It also works for friends and family who want to show support in a quiet, funny way.

Every shirt is printed to order after you place your purchase, so it takes a little time to make before it ships. To care for the print, turn the shirt inside out, wash it in cold water and tumble dry on low.

This design was made with help from AI tools and is printed to order by our production partner. © 2026 Willow Moon Enchantments. Original design. All rights reserved. Please don't copy, resell or reproduce this design.