Funny Queer Alien T-Shirt, Phoning Home Is Complicated Unisex Tee

So many queer people know the knot in your stomach before calling family. The alien who just wants to phone home, showing that same nervous face, gets a knowing laugh in a second and makes people feel understood without anything getting heavy.

This funny queer alien t-shirt is made for LGBTQ+ people who get a knot in their stomach before calling family. The front print shows the words Phoning Home Is Complicated with an alien who wants to phone home and wears a nervous face. It's a light way to say what a lot of queer people feel before a family call. It's a good fit for coming out anniversaries, Pride events, and gifts for a queer friend who'll laugh and feel understood. The shirt is a Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short sleeve tee. It comes in Navy, Black, Dark Grey Heather, Forest, and Maroon. Pick your color and size from the menus above. Check the size chart before you order, and size up if you like a looser fit. Every shirt is printed to order just for you, so it ships after you place your order. Wash it inside out in cold water to help the print last. Willow Moon makes witchy wellness goods, and this tee is for the days you need a small laugh before a big call.

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