Funny Queer Alien Shirt, Phoning Home Is Complicated, Comfort Colors

So many queer people know the knot in your stomach before calling family. The alien who just wants to phone home, showing that same nervous face, gets a knowing laugh in a second and makes people feel understood without anything getting heavy.

This is a unisex Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt for queer people who get nervous before calling family. The front shows an alien with a worried, nervous face next to the words "Phoning Home Is Complicated." The shirt comes in two colors, Graphite and Black. Pick the color you want from the color menu when you order. It's a good gift for a queer friend, a partner, or yourself. It also works for pride events, coming out anniversaries, and holiday visits with family. The fit is unisex, so check the size chart before you choose your size. If you're between sizes, order the larger one for a roomier fit. Every shirt is printed to order after you place your purchase, so please allow time for printing before it ships.

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