Funny Queer Alien Sweatshirt, Phoning Home Is Complicated Crewneck for LGBTQ Gifts

So many queer people know the knot in your stomach before calling family. The alien who just wants to phone home, showing that same nervous face, gets a knowing laugh in a second and makes people feel understood without anything getting heavy.

This is a unisex crewneck sweatshirt for queer people who get nervous before calling family, with a funny alien design that makes the feeling easy to laugh about. The print shows an alien with a nervous face and the words Phoning Home Is Complicated. It's made on the Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt and comes in Navy, Forest Green, Purple and Black. Wear it for yourself, or give it to a friend who knows the pause before dialing. It works for Pride events, birthdays, holidays and coming out anniversaries. Each sweatshirt is printed to order after you place your purchase, so please allow time for production before it ships. Choose your color and size from the menus before you add it to your cart. Check the size chart in the listing photos to pick the fit you like.

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