Phoning Home Is Complicated Hoodie, Victorian Sci-Fi Art, Queer Alien Pride

So many queer people know the knot in your stomach before calling family. The alien who just wants to phone home, showing that same nervous face, gets a knowing laugh in a second and makes people feel understood without anything getting heavy.

A hoodie for queer alien fans.

An alien in Victorian clothing sits with a candlestick telephone in a parlor. The engraved-style illustration gives a family phone call its own complications. The lettering reads “Phoning Home Is Complicated”.

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