The Flare That Ate My Weekend Comfort Colors T-Shirt, Retro Monster Movie, Chronic Illness Humor

Everyone with chronic illness has lost plans to a flare, and the B-movie treatment turns that anger into a laugh they can wear. It reads in a second from across a room.

A Comfort Colors t-shirt for chronically ill monster-movie fans.

A monster bites the weekend from a calendar in a 1950s-style movie scene. A figure below clutches a heating pad as the plans disappear. The lettering reads “The Flare That Ate My Weekend”.

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