Funny Christmas Throw Blanket, They're Staying Until New Year's Pulp Horror Holiday Gift

Anyone who's hosted family over the holidays laughs before they've finished reading. The pulp horror format fits the goth-Christmas crowd that already buys Krampus shirts.

This throw blanket is a funny Christmas gift for goth hosts, horror fans and anyone whose relatives plan to stay until New Year's. The print shows the words "They're Staying Until New Year's!" set in a pulp horror format, like a vintage scary paperback title. The blanket has a white base, so the design stands out. If you've ever hosted family over the holidays, you'll know why it gets a laugh. It suits the goth Christmas crowd, Krampus fans and witchy folks who like a spooky twist on the season. Keep it on your couch for guests, or wrap it up as a gift for a host, a white elephant swap or a Secret Santa. It's also a good pick for a family member who always overstays the welcome. Every blanket is printed to order, so please allow time for it to be made before it ships. Check your shipping address at checkout so it arrives in time for the holidays.

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